?

Log in

Lang
08 February 2010 @ 10:58 am
...  
Well, as promised, I'm updating again FROM Australia. lolol


Umm so basically I had no trouble at the airport, I got through customs/security in a record time of 5 minutes (Yeah what the fuck) and was out meeting friends who were to drop me off at a train station.

The flights were a bit lol. THANKS OLD DUDE, EN ROUTE TO BC, FOR LEANING OVER MY ARM REST AND BREATHING ON ME TO WATCH MY TV SCREEN <3

Met with a few delays and some stress in the air, but it didn't feel as long as it usually feels when I come here.
Also, didn't really suffer any jetlag somehow. I hope this means I'm becoming a cyborg.

Though, I seem to have caught a bit of a sniffle at the moment, so maybe that's a 'no' on the cyborg thing... :(

All in all, a decent trip that I won't have to make again for a year.

It's great to be back here.
 
 
Lang
01 February 2010 @ 03:56 pm
...  
Well, I'm counting down the last few hours before I get onto another plane.

Bound for Australia once again.
This time for a year, pending customs doesn't hate me. lol

Off to spend some time with (ie: nag) rahien until she's better. Or until I'm hit with a crutch. >_>
Can't wait to see her. <3

Family is like... wut right now, but I'm not even sure I have the capacity to care all that much just yet? Maybe I'll feel a bit bad when I get to Australia, but I'm a bit too focused on getting there and seeing someone right now.

Won't even go into this much more because it's pretty useless.
In all seriousness, I'm glad to be going back so soon regardless of how retarded that might make things here.
I can't stay here, knowing that MY MOST IMPORTANT PERSON is hurt. -_-

On another note!

ITS LETTER TIME!!!Collapse )
 
 
I feel...: blankblank
 
 
Lang
23 January 2010 @ 04:56 am
...  
Irony, it's my life's middle name.

http://sights-alined.livejournal.com/69590.html


This still applies to everything I feel right now.


However, I'd like to submit an additional valuable offer to the original letter!!!!


"Dear women drivers of Canada,

If you find yourself incapable of operating a motor vehicle without getting distracted, bored, flustered, or weepy, I can help!

You see, I too am female and also drive a car! I know how difficult it is to concentrate on silly rules and other motorists when all you can think about is how ugly Mary-Jo's hair looked at your party last weekend.
I am willing to reveal to you my fabulous secrets the day I hold my keys aloft and say "by the power of ignition!"

Simply reply to this LiveJournal post and I will mail you the address to my learning facility!
It's as easy as that!
I have many, many tools at my disposal and am willing to use them to teach you a valuable lesson!
One session only, 1 on 1 ratio, public transport is recommended to travel to my location and applicants must arrive on time!

You will, however, be required to arrange your own transport away from my location IN ADVANCE.
This is very important, ladies.
I will provide the phone number with which to do this.

911

They're usually pretty good about getting here on time.
The reason this must be done ahead of time, is that you may or may not have full or partial use of your hands or face once the session is complete.

This offer also (ESPECIALLY) applies if you consistently FUCKING FAIL TO SEE THINGS THAT ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU and put lives at risk.

If interested, reply now!"


Fuck you, Canada, fuck your women and fuck your Olympic teams. I hope the US rapes you in hockey. (again)
 
 
I feel...: crazycrazy
 
 
Lang
14 December 2009 @ 06:48 pm
What is the most emotionally challenging aspect of the holidays for you? Do you enjoy this season more or less than you did as a child?


Tolerating my family is the most emotionally challenging thing in my life.

I hate this fucking time of year and I always have.
More so now, because I'm stuck in this frigid, loveless fucking city with a bunch of guilt tripping, ignorant fucking morons who refuse to accept life.

Happy fucking holidays. <3
 
 
Lang
27 August 2009 @ 01:10 pm
Well.

Going back to Australia.
3 months this time. Pretty epic.
Super broke now. xD

Plane leaves at tonight.
Going with Air Canada this time.
I'm staying within the colonies.
No offence, San Francisco Airport, but you're an ass.

Total flight time = 23 hours.
Toronto to Vancouver to Sydney.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHATAMIGOINGTODOFOR23HOURSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Ah well.
I'll try and walk it off tomorrow in Sydney.
Assuming my ass bone isn't broken.
Tags:
 
 
I feel...: awakeawake
 
 
 
Lang
25 June 2009 @ 01:52 pm
FUCKING AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!!!!!! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME.

THIS IS WHY I NEED A TRANSFORMING CAR.
SO IT CAN GET THE FUCK UP AND MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.


FUCK!


ORZ! MY POOR CAR!!

At least my phone cam is awesome.
Tags:
 
 
I feel...: bitchyCAR!
 
 
Lang
24 June 2009 @ 06:11 pm
Saw it last night.

FUCKING YES, OPTIMUS PRIME. <3 <3 <3

I love you, robots. <3
Tags:
 
 
I feel...: cheerfulyay
 
 
Lang
20 June 2009 @ 03:09 am
Dear Women Drivers,


GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING STUPID NUT HUGGING WHORES!!
FUCK YOU GET OFF THE ROAD!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
HAELKRH53CHEVYJEOKJHGOEIRUELKJGLEKJRL:EKJSR:LKEJS






(Dear anyone that rushes to defend said women drivers,

At the present time, go fuck yourself.
Also, Your momma is a woman driver.
Come back when I've calmed down at NOT 3AM.)


In other news, my iPod is dying. And my favourite version of Photoshop is 10 years old. Orz.
Tags:
 
 
I feel...: enragedenraged
 
 
Lang
08 June 2009 @ 07:44 pm
If you had to choose between your friends and your significant other, who would you choose?


Bros before hos. :\
 
 
Lang
04 March 2009 @ 02:17 am
:D  
BOBO

HELLO, LADIES, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE. :D :D :D :D :D


lols!Collapse )